- If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be...
- thunder, impressive, loud, easily forgotten, and harder to portray than his vivid, attention cousin lightning.
- If I were a metal, I would be...
- mercury, fluid, beautiful, and toxic.
- If I were an animal, I would be...
- the raccoon, a stealthy, clever survivor at home in the constructed world of man, yet capable of raising an unearthly din and fighting fiercely when needed.
- If I were a color, I would be...
- grey, which spans everything from the luster of silver to the dinginess of a filthy cloth. It is easy to assume it is unimportant or unimpressive when not looking at it, but one is reminded of its importance when confronted with it.
- If I were a mythological being, I would be...
- at home in my element, existing only in the realm of stories, where the lack of hard evidence I leave behind would not be a hindrance.
- If I were a famous human being, I would be...
- recieving my just rewards for my skill and dedication to my craft.
- If I were a human activity, I would be...
- discussion, by which ideas breed, multiply, and seek out new minds to colonize. It is in the interactions of humans with each other that the most interesting stories arise.
- If I were a work of art, I would be...
- unhappy, for I wish to be the artist and not his product. The artist contains within himself an infinitude of works, each waiting to be summoned forth at the appropriate moment.
- If I were a weapon, I would be...
- a dagger, slipped into the back when not expected. Simple, direct, and efficient, yet possessed of a deadly mystique and flirting with the boundaries of propriety.
- If I were an object , I would be...
- capable of modifying myself, as I would be written in an interpreted language with an eval() function.
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