Quotes

Game One:

• "It's not half-assed, it's recursive!" -- Kasey

Game Two:

• "It's not a lie if you're changing history." -- Opus Dialecticus
• "I would like regular transport between Earth and Norway." -- Hector
• "When you enter this business of being the lawyer of the gods, you expect a certain amount of damage, whether that's an alligator fight or a fundamental change in your nature. It's just par for the course." -- Kasey

Game Three:

• "Why don't we just make him more charming? Then all his plans will sound better to us." -- Kasey
• "The Lord works in mysterious ways, and are we not mysterious?" -- Teller
• "I'd totally be making your teeth and tongue something between silly putty and peanut butter right now." -- Kasey
• "The opportunity knocked, and opened the door, and kinda ransacked my house." -- Kasey
• "I really feel strongly that I'm probably not a demon, but I need to ask our lawyer. He fights alligators." -- Kasey
• "We're not evil! We're temporarily misguided." -- Kasey

Game Four:

Not a single memorable thing was said all session!!!

Game Five:

• "But a party is merely an excuse for all the guests to be boorish and rude." -- Opus Dialecticus

Overheard on the Ether:

• "And as for [Nasubi], a naked man locked in his apartment is equally implausible, but less useful as a henchman." -- Nick (OOC)

Game Six:

• "The illegal we do before breakfast, the impossible takes slightly longer." -- Teller
• "And all this time I thought Singapore was part of the United States." -- Li-Leng

Game Seven:

• "Remember, if you're a god, it's not child abuse." -- Andrés (OOC)
• "A coconut-banana storm is going to be very hard to see through...and very pungent." -- Wallace
• "Me personally, no, but I could see how people with morals would." -- Amber (OOC)

Game Eight:

• "Hello god, antigod." -- Stone Giant (played by Neel) to the Power of Cooking and an Excrucian
• "I'd say your husband thinks he's the smoothie here." -- Andrés (OOC) about Wallace seducing a Nephilim

Game Nine:

• Opus: "What have you gotten yourself into?" Mohanned: "Uhhh...a mansion?"

Game Ten:

• "I...couldn't handle it. The thought of him being able to CONTACT ME...I just...I can't take it." --Kasey, of Hector

Game Eleven

• "I'm not going to interbreed with zombies!" -- Kasey
• "Maybe we could go back and give out pamphlets? Like, "HEY! Don't stick that in there!" --Kasey, on sex-ed for Adam & Eve about interbreeding
• "You're gonna give a god ROOFIES?! (pause) I think that's wrong." -- Kasey, yet again
• "Crap! We're busted!" -- A peanut butter-eating rat, played by Neel
• "So, Wallace, how's that whole loving-your-wife-in-defiance-of-Entropy's-laws thing going?" -- Kasey

Game Twelve

• "...and an atom bomb was dropped on me!" "Oh. That's too bad." -- Caroline, in response to the Power of Fate
• "Yeah I'm curious, I just don't wanna know!" -- Albert Morceuf to Li-Leng

Game Thirteen

• "And nobody wants soggy facts." -- Andrés
• "Well, there should be two poles, and perversion should lie between them." -- Laura
• "You let Desecration into his vineyard?!" -- Ben (visitor)

Game Fourteen

• "Oh, wait, I forgot that history in China is different now..." -- Neel
• "In Soviet Amsterdam, the pot smokes you!" -- Teller
• "That would be rewarding you for doing something wrong." -- Opus Dialecticus, in the face of Calligraphy's arrogance
• "Show him some errors in his ASS! Show him with your foot!" -- Laura, to Nick, on the above
• "When I come in here and you start threatening, I figure that threatening is just the polite thing to do around here." -- Wallace, to Crime
• "I'll go to the park and eat it in front of some starving orphans or something." -- Crime
• "If I ever meet a Power of Burning Zeppelins, I'm going to garrote the fucker." -- Wallace

Game Fifteen

• "It's not that the ends justify means, it's that some ends justify more means than others." -- Wallace
• "Questionable morals? Of course it's questionable morals. Hell, it's just another way to be..." -- Wallace
• "It's like Grand Theft Auto in mythic reality..." "...with Roger Bacon at the wheel!" -- Laura and Andres
• "Don't say that, the GM might hear you." "What did you say?" -- Muffin and Neel

Game Sixteen

• A random exchange:
  • Muffin: "Anchored?! But she's a human!"
  • Andrés: "Well, it's not like you're going to anchor a cheesecake."
  • Muffin: "Why would you do that? Is that even possible?"
  • Laura: "I'm gonna find out--I love cheesecake!"
• "I don't really see the point of making a good impression on people, given that they're not going to remember me anyway..." -- Teller
• "I've heard you can get treachery from kissing!" -- A random Vitreous
• "Damn, you're an abject failure!" -- Kasey, to Wallace
• "Can you imagine ancient tomes of eldritch power being returned with little jelly handprints all over them?" -- Kasey, on whether the Diachronic Library lends books
• "We've secretly replaced his coffee with COFFEE FROM HELL!!!" -- Nick

Game Seventeen

• "So, uh, yeah, by the next time any of us see him, I have to be tortured and pained onto death." -- Wallace
• "But enough about killing each other's Imperators..." -- Wallace

Game Eighteen

• "I think it'll build a lot of confidence. You'll be like family." -- Wallace, on leading an attack on the Excrucians outside of Creation as as a trust-building exercise
• "First we'll get them boyfriends. Fourteen-year-old girls that have never had anyone be nice to them should be pretty easy to convince." -- Wallace, displaying a lack of any grasp on human psychology
• "What was I saying, what was I saying--NOOO!!!!!!!" -- Wallace, again
• "This is so great! The players are attacking the evil anti-Garden of Eden with helicopters." -- Neel
• "Is it a bad idea to bring attack helicopters into the collective unconscious?" -- History

Game Nineteen

• "Hey, corpses." "Yup, I noticed." -- Twilight and Stories
• "She's the nicest person I know." "That was probably before an evil Excrucian God from beyond the edge of Creation used his anti-miraculous powers on her to make her betray everything." -- Citizen of the Chancel and Logic
• "This could be my fault! Don't make assumptions!" -- Twilight, on an aislefull of dead monks
• "You are mistaken. I am not from Hell, I am from 13th century England." -- Roger Bacon
• "J-Pop Girl-Band Thrash-Metal" -- New musical genre described by Neel
• "You're not starting a revolution! You're drinking a lot! There's a difference!" -- Twilight
• "He mentioned that fictional heaven is sinking into the collective unconscious and is going to drive humanity insane." "Whatever, I don't care!" -- Stories and Twilight
• "Awww, you're having ethical dilemmas...how sad--back to me." -- Twilight
• "It's very tiring being ethical." -- Twilight

Game Twenty

• "We've secretly replaced their holy text with the Necronomicon...let's see if we can tell the difference." -- Andrés
• "You're smiling, you must have a plan." "I was reading the quotes page." -- Neel and Laura
• "I haven't seen you in three or four zeppelins--I mean days!" -- Muffin
• "Don't walk down the path of darkness!" "It's okay, we're installing street lamps." -- Neel and Andrés
• "Everyone on both sides will want to kill us!" " Maybe that means we're doing something right!" -- Twilight and Stories
• "Sounds good to me--kill 'em!" -- Muffin
• "That's just because they don't make distinctions. If they admitted the concept of good Satan worshippers, these would be them." -- Andrés
• "We need to call someone who knows more than us, and be really vague." -- Twilight
• "This is what I want you to tell them, in your nice, flowery, poetic, not filled with swear words language." -- Twilight

Game Twenty-One

• "She's right. I am a cheesemonkey!" -- Andrés
• "MMMNNSHMRMM!!!!" -- Theresa, who is Not There
• "Of course not! That would be treason, and you are as loyal to the war as I am." -- Lysander Hawkins, Power of Profit, who is currently working with an Excrucian to recreate a miraculous Eve
• "There's a strange spiritual force emanating from my pie!" -- Muffin
• "Your horse really doesn't like me. If you could hold him still, I'll try and make sure not to take off any more legs." -- Cooking
• "But you could be lying to us." "I hadn't thought of that!" -- Genius and a genuinely shocked History

Game Twenty-Two

• "Chocolate is a form of love." -- Nick, on our "second-highest principle."
• "I'd prefer it if Funk were the secondary domain of the old Chinese lady." -- Andrés
• "You seem much more mature than me!" -- Laura, to Theresa
• "Remember that 'Who's mom is creepier?' contest we had?" -- Muffin
• "Hello? EXECUTEive services..." -- The receptionist at Assassination's phone number
• "Wallace--me and tactics, do you see us mixing?" "Do I know Tactics?" -- Twilight & Cooking
• "Look, I was serious about that whole bitch thing. I can come and be your bitch. Just none of that kinky stuff." -- Twilight, to Cooking
• "That doesn't make any sense! I know I say that to you a lot, but I mean it every time." -- History, to Stories

Game Twenty-Three

• "And my ex-girlfriend's shacked up with an Excrucian shard in New York." "It's a sit-com I tell you!" -- Stories and the Hollyhock God
• "I kinda dozed during some inconsequential parts of the meeting." "You took a nap?!" "You know I can nap with my eyes open now? You know how long I've wanted to that?" -- Twilight, Cooking, and Twilight
• "You're completely evil, you know that?" "I prefer to think of it as devious." -- History and Stories
• "Does it have a name?" "NOT ANY MORE! It is 'The Subject' until it is fixed!" -- Potential and Rodney Brooks
• "Ooh! Physics!" -- Laura, regarding a bouncing marble
• "That's fine. I'm going to give the pony a taste for flesh." -- Stories

Game Twenty-Four

• "Wait, wait, I'm wearing these pants! They have money in them!" -- Amber
• "That sounds much more impressive when I have a sore throat." -- Andrés
• "Yes, I have eaten there. I have also done business there." -- Assassination, on Wallace's restaurant
• "You've just eaten an Aspect 3 omelette." -- Neel
• "Who does Number French work for?!!" -- Cooking
• "Nah, they wouldn't meet there. There's not enough hookers in Tibet." -- Neel, on the Camorra
• "I'm sorry, I don't speak Fascist." -- Wild Zero
• "It's not alcoholic--you can't lick the pages and get high or anything." -- Twilight
• "You're all little lickspittle toadies." "Isn't that a British dish?" -- Meon & Amber
• "Not quite loathing, just annoyance. He hasn't done anything specifically to me...personally...yet." -- History
• "Mystical French guy named after angels? And this doesn't seem suspicious?" "Yeah..." "You're an idiot." -- Twilight, to Cooking
• "If you meet anyone else who's French and who's named after angels, don't let them hug you!" -- Twilight
• "Garbage in, garbage out. But sometimes I want garbage out!" -- Logic

Game Twenty-Five

• "When last we left our protagonists--" "Hmm, I find it disconcerting that at some point we went from being 'heroes' to being 'protagonists'." -- Neel & Nick
• "Ever since he was bound into a bottle by Solomon the Wise, his reputation has fallen among his fellow Imperators." -- A Servitor of Scapegoats, Power of Azazel
• "Well, he's not dead yet. That's a pretty good sign for him." -- History, on Lysander and the results of the duel
• "Hi, we have kind of a problem in China." "Hmm, hrm, ah, yes, you do." -- Stories & Potential
• "So, which three continents do you want?" -- Hector, to Yin
• "In that case, tell me. I think I can deal with the people wanting to kill me better than I can with being confused all the time." -- Song-lian
• "Good, 'cause I just ran out of finger." -- Amber

Game Twenty-Six

• "Burning zeppelins are sorta like the physical embodiment of a cackle." -- Laura
• "I heard the story--I just want to know what the dirty word is!" -- Laura
• "In most places, it's generally considered bad form to kill your children with a fork." -- Andrés
• "Vive le revolution! LOOK, A ROYALIST!!!" -- Stories desperately trying to distract a French soldier
• "It looks like a giant has stepped on it." "That's not good." -- Neel & Logic
• "And that's probably what a lot of Powers' last moments are like--conscious and in extreme pain." -- Neel
• "Oh man, our quotes from like, an hour ago, are hilarious." -- Laura

Game Twenty-Seven

• "And there were only massive civilian casualties, not widespread ones." -- Andrés
• "Beautiful by the standards of the rest of Creation." "It's only 'Tolerable Voice' in Heaven." -- Neel & Andrés
• "In Fictional Heaven, we have self-cleaning carpets. They only smell like monkey piss for a few minutes at most." -- Stories
• "Prasinos the Corrupt? Prasinos the Mad?" "He's not as Corrupt any more..." "But more Mad." -- An Angel, Theresa, & Andrés
• "I love you." "You know things I can't say over an unsecured phone." -- Sim-Cecilia & Cooking
• "I'm an assassin, not a vandal." -- Ange Seraphim
• "I'm not supportive of France, right now. I'm tolerant of France." -- Wallace
• "I just had, for the first time since the Enchancelment, a better day than one of my family members. Welcome to Kitchen Stadium." -- Wallace
• "The blood--is it making a mess?" "It's eating through the floor, so no." -- Cooking & Neel
• "Darn it, what's the point of having allies you can trust?!" -- Stories
• "I think Sen is dead." "Well on the bright side, this just went up in value." -- Logic & Stories, referring to Logic's name-plate inked by Calligraphy
• "I just saved a bunch of college kids and now you want to start a bloodbath revolution in your kitchen stadium you, you...damn Excrucian!" -- Twilight
• "Everyone knows that zombies love to watch television!" -- Twilight
• "Yes, everyone knows that zombies are very romantic. Tell him that!" -- Twilight
• "We can't solve everything by starting a cult." -- Logic
• "There's some absolutefisk in there if you like fish-flavored alcohol. It's really disgusting." -- Cooking
• "Someone needs to distract Entropy into some other part of Creation." "Not it!" -- Cooking & Logic

Game Twenty-Eight

• " I think it would be immoral not to set this on a zeppelin." -- Neel
• "Look! Nobilis dice!" "Huh? What's that?" "Cheese wax!" -- Andrés & Laura
• "Oh, hey, wow--you don't get punished. Damn." -- Neel

Not Game Twenty-Nine a.k.a. Gaming Day

• "It's never as much fun to get something as it is to find a devious way to take it." -- Laura
• "Oh, no, no, no, it's called Dirty Hearts!" -- Laura
• "I found your damn paint, and you can use your fingers, asshole!" -- Laura
• "Yeah, but the French don't know how to talk." -- Andrés
• "We're a Nobilis group. We have to be elitist and cool in everything we do." -- Andrés
• "I know it must be a sign of wretched egotism, but I do love reading my own quotes." -- Laura
• Cricket, Cricket, I'm on Fire:
  • See no evil, hear no evil; instead, DO evil. --> See no evil, hear no evil, Dr. Evil is a monkey.
  • A true friend is one that will help you move a body --> If you have hair, it will catch on fire and you'll die. If you don't, then that's cool too, because you will be alive and not dead. (Which is even cooler, because your HEAD was on FIRE.)
  • A fool and his money are soon parted. But if he buys booze with it, soon PARTIED. --> Those who keep their money are fools, but those who blow it on busty hookers and cheap booze are happy fools.
  • "He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy; no-one suspected he was packing an Uzi." --> Whiskey doesn't kill people, cows with whiskey kill people.
  • Tadpoles swimming through cherry blossoms become fruit with a taste for flies. --> One rotten fruit will spoil the whole bunch.

Game Twenty-Nine (For Real This Time)

• "I've got some tight underpants and a towel." -- Muffin
• "A supersonic zeppelin?! That makes so little sense!" -- Theresa
• "Yes, this is a temple to me." -- Cooking
• "I want to punch the wall like it's never been punched before." -- Twilight
• "I think if there's one thing you can be petty about, it's your impending destruction." -- Theresa
• "So here's the good news: the rest of the world still exists." -- Twilight
• "You're very handy with that caulk gun." -- Twilight
• "Don't try to put holes in the wall because, let me assure you... that would be bad." -- Twilight
• "Besides, peaches are better than figs." -- Song-Lian
• "No, the bleak, scientific view of entropy has no moral content. My view is evil." -- Lord Entropy
• "Just because you're my anchor, doesn't mean that I know about your laundry." -- Stories
• "Ooh, ooh! Dark powers? That's my department!" -- Stories
• "Whacking him with the sword couldn't hurt! And it would at least feel good!" -- Cooking
• "That is so brilliant! I'm going to say spice weasel 600 more times before I die." -- Cooking
• "Congratulations, you've traumatized the six-year-old." -- Theresa
• "Stay calm! It's chocolate! ...that fell on you." -- Cooking
• "Because Lord Entropy is why we can't have nice things!" -- Laura
• "Unlike Ange, who was cutting chicken like he was killing someone, I am killing someone like I am cutting chicken." -- Cooking
• "You're naked! Get out of the kiddie pool!" -- Laura

Game Thirty

• "No, I don't want the death-cookie! You eat the death-cookie!" -- Laura
• "Facts really just get in the way of a good story." -- Andrés
• "Hey, that looks like a bacon-wrapped matzo!" -- Andrés
• "Maybe they should have picked me to be the god instead of you..." -- Cecilia
• "Do any of you two think that the things I'm going to say would mean different things if I were to say them without you?" "What?" / "What?" -- Wallace and Cecilia / Cecilia'
• "Well, do you have a better idea?" "Not die!" -- Wallace & Cecilia'
• "In reality--" "There is no reality!" "This god thing is going to your head!" -- Cecilia, Wallace, & Cecilia again
• "Damn, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for Powers!" -- Muffin
• "Now he's like an evil good guy." -- Neel
• "You have the evil ideas; he has the morally questionable ideas." -- Theresa

Game Thirty-One

• "Guinness...in a salsa jar..." -- Andrés
• "So that means that half the party have eaten random dangerous substances." -- Neel
• "No! All the blowy went away!" -- Muffin & Amber
• "Oh my god, that's disgusting! She ate a Norwegian!" -- Hector
• "Think a New York cabbie, if he were an Arab and flying a zeppelin over the empty quarter." -- Neel
• "Let's figure out what they're doing, start doing it, and do it better than them." -- Twilight
• "I was thinking about dinner, not sex, thank you!" -- Cooking
• "He blushes like a very, very embarrassed fourteen-year-old boy being hit on by the Power of Sex and Lies...that's one hell of blush...he's probably on fire." -- Muffin
• "I think of Excrucians as the vice-cops of beyond." -- Perversions
• "People pop into existence all the time." "Yeah, but--no! No, no they don't! No, no, no!" -- Stories & Cooking
• "You're just mad that random hot chicks from outside Creation are coming and hitting on me." -- Stories
• "Fictional Heaven is too as good as the original--we actually let people in." "Ehh..." "It doesn't have all those fucking angels." -- Stories, History, & Logic
• "Oh, I'm sure Stories knows what he's talking about." -- Cooking
• "Lots of adultery has happened." "That's probably your fault." -- Neel & Stories (to Cooking)

Game Thirty-Two

• "I can imagine an Excrucian waking up in a bathtub full of ice." -- Neel
• "She's not using X-Treem spelling." -- Andrés
• "Not after it's had Excrucians in it; you don't want to eat that!" -- Logic
• "Stop using your ideas and use mine instead!" -- Twilight
• "Plato, motherfucker, Plato! You can't beat Plato when it comes to truth!" -- Twilight
• "I though you were talking about Play-Doh." -- Cooking
• "It's Greek because I'm using stuff like tree sap!" -- Cooking
• "What does the Truth like to eat?" "Generally Happiness..." -- History & Stories
• "Between making love to a fictional woman and a real one, which would you prefer?" -- Stories
• "But we're smarter than they are...I think..." -- Twilight
• "Now I'm all covered in Stupid." -- Laura
• "I'm not an omelette! I don't want to be an omelette!" -- Twilight
• "Obviously, we should win, because we are brilliant." -- Laura
• "Man, I'm thirsty...not for poison, but I'm thirsty." -- Laura
• "We've just been offending Angels. They don't hate us until we talk to them." -- Cooking

Game Thirty-Three (a.k.a. "Date Night")

• "You seem to have grown a foot on the side of your leg." "Oh my god!' -- Andrés, to Nick, and a very surprised Laura
• "We're are so fucking smart. I bet you didn't think of this. I'm sure you didn't prepare for our level of intelligence." -- Laura
• "Your liver is fine. You are such a pussy." "But our Imperator is a giant cat!" -- Twilight, to Stories, & History
• "I wish my boyfriend were at the game--I want a damn footrub!" -- Laura
• "I think he reopens the wound at night to get more sympathy." -- Twilight
• "It's not romantic to embezzle." -- History
• "We will use the combat system for mathematical proofs." -- Neel
• "As long as my humiliation is on the quote page, I'm happy." -- Neel
• "There's no end of quotes about the quote page. ... I won't oppose you, I'm a quote whore." -- Laura
• "To set a good example, I find an attractive young lady, introduce myself as the King of Texas, and begin tearing up the dance floor." -- Stories
• "I don't think I can do a torrid night of passion on command." -- Twilight
• "Everything the player characters run into should be left twisted and weird." -- Neel
• "She thinks he's a weirdo and a freak, but sweet." -- Neel
• "Neel doesn't count; he's the heartless GM!" -- Laura
• "For the sake of mathematics, her shirt must come off!" -- Laura

Game Thirty-Four

• "My life is really sad...in that really, really happy way." -- Laura
• "It was great, and now I'm wanted." -- Cooking
• "We've started too many cults. I can't remember which is which." -- Andrés
• "I say, there's an equation-shaped hole in your torso." -- Stories
• "This is one of those plans where we have Wallace go convince someone of something. Let's not have any more of these." -- Logic
• "And the universe hasn't shattered yet, so he must have been wrong." -- Stories
• "Crash the party...into a mountain!" -- Stories
• "We're donating the cruise missiles to the poor." -- Logic
• "Weapons of Mass Creation" -- History
• "You should have said all that inside your head." -- Laura
• "Muslim women are the perfect people to put in sports teams mascots. That was your conclusion, not mine. Bigot." -- Muffin
• "Well, I dislike disliking some things I dislike." -- Theresa
• "I mean, killing a guy and feeding his heart to somebody is nice, but so is ending the Excrucian War." -- Theresa

Game Thirty-Five

• "Yeah, you should locate your business where there's...uh...some business." -- Neel
• "Ooh! Torture Meon! We gotta go torture Meon!" "Interrogate, god damn it!" -- Stories & History
• "So, enough about why you would cripple a dog." -- Stories
• "That's it. I'm putting Lord Entropy on our shitlist a third time." -- Stories
• "I have convinced the redneck ghosts they will get a little spirit moonshine if they help me guard the trailer park." -- Twilight
• "I'm going to do a Google search for 'obscure weakness'." -- Laura
• "Malevolent owls are much cooler than contact lenses." -- Neel
• "I can get you half a dozen chupacockatrices." -- Stories
• "I wanna play Redneck Banjo Duel..." -- Theresa
• "I send some of the redneck ghost children out as scouts." "You bitch!" "They're already dead!" -- Twilight, Cooking, & Twilight again
• "You, in fact, have it all wrong. Please go away." -- Twilight
• "I wanna live in peace with my monsters and my ghosts and my trailer park here in Ohio. Leave me alone!" -- Twilight
• "Wait a minute...we're letting Wallace talk again..." -- History
• "Okay, I'll send you a shipment of chupacockatricaphoenices. Those should last indefinitely." "Oh, those respawn, right, with the whole fire reborn thing--how do you deal with them?" "I think they can only be defeated by seeing their own reflection in an ice cube...made of goat's blood." -- Stories, Twilight, & Stories again
• "Nobody would try the elevator again. No one's that dumb! Let's go." -- Cooking
• "Entropy has ogres in nice suits. His Powers only have trolls in cheap suits." -- Andrés
• "It wouldn't cost me any points if you let me buy a Domain of 6." -- Muffin

Game Thirty-Six

• "And do you really want Entropy guarding over Creation?" -- Potential
• "And Ubar's a historical place, so nuking it would piss off Theresa." "She's not here today, so it's okay." -- Muffin & Andrés
• "And have your Excrucian masters given you leave to make this offer?" "Of course they have." -- Destruction & Potential
• "I wanna describe it the way that I have more points in that attribute." -- Laura
• "I can't do the penetration!" -- Laura
• "You heard him say, 'Do not destroy the city!' Why are we the ones having to preserve the city?" -- Potential
• "We have turned into such conniving bitches!" "That's why we'll make great rulers." -- Laura & Nick
• "It's like napalm, but worse, because sugar is expensive and no one's going to spend that much money on sugar." -- Muffin

Game Thirty-Seven

• "Mushrooms? I hate them. They taste like death." -- Laura
• "We only rape you with words." -- Muffin
• "I love it when we win a role-playing game." -- Andrés
• "I don't want everybody else to have one; I just want one." -- Theresa
• "I love puns and plays on words, but you're slowly making me hate them..." -- Laura
• "No, I don't want you to tell the story!" -- Laura, to Muffin
• "I. AM. A. GOD. I process oxygen like no one's business." -- Twilight
• "If the Parliament can't digest a third of Entropy's essence, then I don't know who can. Rats can digest anything." -- Tike Yard
• "See what's in my hand? It's the In-Character Stick. Whack!" -- Laura
• "These taste so good, I almost think I'm stoned!" -- Laura
• "It's a communist car. Take the car if you need it.' -- Muffin
• "If you try to fight, let there be light." -- Stories
• "It would have been a shame to start a second rebellion so soon after the first." -- Vivisection
• "I wink at him and say, 'Best out of three?'" -- Twilight 2.0

And the Credits Roll...

• "The game is over, but the quotes page lives forever..." -- Andrés

Many Moons Later…

• "Are you implying my character was ever moored to morality?" "Zeppelins have to moor somewhere." — Amber & Theresa
• "It's morality, not reality." — Theresa, on the above initially mis-transcribed quote